Take any movie premise about a white man and make it about a grandma and it becomes twice as interesting
you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
there needs to be a month between august and september
son i have news for you
This is me
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM MORE LIKE
were u not hugged as a child